hi i'm mitzu & bioware gives me life
quick someone hack the site and erase all of their lore and just write ‘They’re gay.’
RRRREMEMBER when debonair jayce came out and people pissed themselves over Riot “”“sexualizing”“” him cause they finally made a skin that was at least a little bit enticing for female fans
O H MY GOD THEY DID?????? shit i wasnt really checking sites or anything back then so i never knew
literally What the fuck. he’s just wearing the suit how is that SEXUALIZING HIM ITS A FUCKING SUIT
H OLY FUCK those dudes would lose all of their shit lmfao
if i was good at computers i’d hack the league site just 4 that tbh
idk i feel like theyre the same ppl who were always like lol who cares about lore and then the moment it was changed or someone wanted to put in a line about how the champion is gay whoa howWHAOO NO NOT ALLOWED!!!!! ME, A WHITE STRAIGHT MALE, DOES NOT APPROVE!!!!!!
wtf this message is really cute BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM LAUGHING
BC OF MEME SQUAD
u REALLY don’t wanna know. they were like BUT SEXUALITY SHOULDNT MATTER IN VIDEO GAMES AM I RIGHT XDDDDDDDDDD NOT LIKE EVERYONES ASSUMED TO BE HETEROSEXUAL ANYWAY OR ANYTHING HAHAHA
also oMG THEYRE ONLY MAKING HIM GAY TO APPEAL TO SJWs!!!!!
or I BET THEYRE GONNA MAKE HIM FLAMBOYANT AND MAKE HIM SAY ONLY GAY STUFF GOD RIOT PLEASE NO
+ many, many more when the rioter really. just wanted to maybe put in like a line or two in the champions bio that maybe said he had a crush on a dude or had a husband or whatever. that was literally the solution and everyone shat their pants like newborn babies for a few hours for absolutely no reason
there were hundreds (thousands?) of comment chains that all started out the same with the ‘im not a homophobe but…’ and ended with people trying their best to explain that it really wouldnt be a big fucking deal if a champion happend to be FUCKING GAY
reddit needs to burn